Another bad idea

Another bad idea.

I'm a bald man and content with my lot. If they had a cheap and effective baldness treatment ("here, swallow this pill and make an appointment with the hair stylist"), I'd take it, but I'm fine with things the way they are. In fact, I shave the wispy strands on the top of my head. I often consider stopping men with comb-overs and other poor hair-o-flage and telling them that the jig is up.

Anyhoo - just like bringing back the Mamoths, can chick with teeth be a good thing? Buckeye egg, just North of here has 14 MILLION chickens. Besides the poor management and environmental mess they cause, imagine what they'd be like if they could bite back!